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Essex Born; Blogger, Comedy Writer & Reviewer… I don't take many things seriously so read my thoughts, ideas and opinions on life and more!
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BOOM! Welcome to Hull

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BOOM! Welcome to Hull

Tower blocks painted in amazing luminous colours lined the streets on one side of us. We couldn’t help but feel the blocks had been painted in different colours to disguise the reality of what they really stood for.

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Chinese Couple Sell Kids

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Chinese Couple Sell Kids

Chinese couple sell kids… …OK so I just could not beleive this when I read ‘Chinese couple sell kids’ on ABC News! A Chinese couple have actually been caught SELLING THEIR CHILDREN!! You think that’s bad… TO FUND THEIR ONLINE GAMING!! What the fook is that all about. The worst thing is the price… they got $500 for the first one [...]

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New Invisibility Technology

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New Invisibility Technology

The technology they thought would never be possible has finally been invented and is being trialled on skilled workmen and women across the United Kingdom. New Invisibility Technology. Yes it’s here among us. Manual workers tasked with working on Roadworks, Building Developments and Digging Canals hundreds strong are out there slogging their guts out while remaining completely [...]

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Seagulls – The Great Conspiracy

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Seagulls – The Great Conspiracy

I was just thinking about this quite intensely. What have Seagulls ever done for us or even themselves? I mean, I’ve been to so many places where Seagulls have ‘been oh-so-present’ but they’ve never really done anything other than scream from about 25 foot above my head while what seems like chasing each other round [...]

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